The Girl Who Thinks Quorn Is Cool.
You've seen the advert right? The one with that elbow-faced little vegetarian bitch that gets pissed off that her family have "jumped on the bandwagon" and started eating Quorn. Just. Like. Her!
Well then you'll be familiar with the all-consuming need to suddenly stuff Quorn in her fucking face until she chokes.Just think about it. Your sitting there, listen to her waffle on about feeling her food and her fork (!) trying desperately not to stare at the hideous abomination that is her nose. The hate rising. The point where you snap and reach for that slab of faux-meat. The struggle. The muffled screams. And then the silence, the calm the general feeling of doing a great, great thing for all of mankind. Feels good doesn't it?And why's she eating that stuff anyway? Cause it's fat free? Cause she'll lose some weight? And look good? Well I got news for you elbowface. The reason no one'll poke you round the back of the school bikeshed is that you're BUTT-FUCKING UGLY YOU PATHETIC LITTLE FIEND! NOT FAT! I mean, what the fuck is that thing in the middle of her face anyway? SERIOUSLY!Gah!
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